sexualbread:

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

I thought my picture for y’all was cute I guess I was wrong #rude

roughrimjob:

beggin for the d like

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes